STINKY KINKY

Stinky Kinky...... This is my take on the name. He worked at a plant that makes dog food. The smell would almost permeate the skin, not to mention personal hygiene issue. I never called him this name to his face (he was a big man).
 A funny story about Stinky Kinky.... I worked at one of the local bars in my small hometown during the day. That's when the older generation would frequent the bar. Well this particular day Stinky Kinky and several other regulars were having a few drinks. He had enjoyed his fill and decided to leave the bar. As soon as he left the bar owner, myself, and several others went to the front window to watch him cross the street. The bar owner started taking bets on how far he would get before his pants fell down. As we watched we were surprised and somewhat amazed at this Big mans agility.While crossing main street his pants fell down around his ankles. Now without missing a step he bent down, scooped up his pants, pulled them up and kept on walking across main street as if nothing out of the ordinary happened. I can't remember who won the bet but we all felt we won having witnessed this truly awesome event.